Sunday, May 18, 2008

MY FIRST TIME

I have lost my blog virginity.

They said it would be awkward and uncomfortable and it is.
They said it would be uninspiring ... yeah, that too.

So to save myself further embarrassment, I will quietly leave this strange scene, remember it forever but wish it had gone differently.

Oh, the picture ... I thought this would be an opportunity for me to face my greatest fear each and every day. And that is it. A giant f'ing spider on the f'ing toilet paper. (I'm not comfortable swearing on the internet yet. My mother might read this one day).

Well now at least you know something about me.

Until next time ...

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